Wednesday, December 19, 2007

i am a lineman for the county

the title of today's blog comes to us courtesy of glen campbell's singularly shitty song, 'wichita lineman'. im having to listen to it at work right now. this song. IS. SO. BAD. it should become a mascot for really truly genuinely shitty songs.

the fourth most popular story on cnn.com right now is that britney spears's sister is pregnant.

time named its person of the year today, vladimir putin. runner up was al gore, third place runner up was j. k. rowling.

cnn.com, i know you're not listening. but incase you are.

BRITNEY'S SISTER = PREGNANT = NOT NEWSWORTHY = NO ONE FUCKING CARES.

time, i know you're not listening. but incase you are.

J. K ROWLING = 3RD PLACE FOR PERSON OF THE YEAR = YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKING KIDDING ME.

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