some catchup

so im sure you know by now, but george carlin died last sunday and it sucks really, really, really, really hard. hard enough to make me actually blog here again, and let me tell you, that is some hard sucking. george carlin once said about "the dope problem" as it was being called at that time, that 'certainly, i believe there are too many dopes'. He said if god had intended us not to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter. he taught me that elections (like the one coming up this winter) are an illusion of choice, and he was very right about most of the things he spoke or wrote about. i learned a lot of other great things from george and you still can too, im urging you right now to go out and buy his books, buy his cds, go google him to read some interviews or something. something. go out and learn from george carlin while you still can--me, im going to be greaving for awhile. its as though my pope died.

what else while im here--porsche turned 21, finally legal to walk into the liquor store with me. you have to get up early in the morning to beat a perm for shear ugliness; few things can really do it, but one thing that can is a fresh dripping wet perm like i witnessed this afternoon. people who get perms are usually uglier people to begin with, i don't know what they think theyre doing trying to make that shit fly. anyways. have a good'en

fuck you hardees

fuck you hardees! "you don't act like a kid anymore so why do you eat like one"

a) i do still act like a kid from time to time
b) what the fuck.

this commercial is hostile and has, in turn, made me hostile.

fuck you hardees, i'd have to drive to buffalo right now to get your delicious curley fries. but i wont because you are belittling my lifestyle choices. listen, cartoons and toys and make-believe are awesome and you are a jackass.

inexplicably, new posts

the creator of howard the duck passed away, and i almost posted. and one of the co-creators of dungeons and dragons passed away, and i almost posted then also. i thought up this great sacreligious joke right in time for easter, and almost posted then. i almost posted when charlton heston died. but i didn't.
but i have to post now. i have to post again to tell you.

that i am legend is a shitty movie.

that is all.

the last one, i swear

just had to post one more thing after checking analytics one last time. apparently, twice near the end of december 07, someone typed "santa poop games" into a search engine, and it gave them my site.

awesome.

its almost as awesome as if i actually had anything on the site (besides this post of course) that says "santa poop games".

football season is over

to borrow the title of hunter s thompson's suicide note.

"football season is over"

work removed my internet access so i won't be blogging here anymore. it was fun while it lasted, but why would i want to waste time on a blog outside of ruining my work productivity? i suspected when i posted here last that my access was about to be yanked. i suspected right. oh wells!

being able to post this last post from a hospital network computer, is one last fuck you to our IS department. fuck you guys.

thanks to the faithful readers, all 3 of you!

gone fishin

no posting this week, and perhaps thru next week.

but i just had to let you know that i hate big and rich. i hope they (and cowboy troy and whoever the fuck else that wants to associate with them) catch the typhus and waste away.

yeah.

if you get bored before i start posting again, you should take up drawing. then go to www.drawingboard.com and read stuff there. that should keep you busy.

america the predictable

coming back from lunch, a link on cnn caught my perverted, voyeuristic eye:

amy fisher, husband promote sex tape.

and just as i was thinking "dirty old america, this is gonna knock britney out of #1 story contention real soon", i scrolled over to the top stories links, to see that yes. right now the top story on cnn.com IS the long island lolita, all growed up, hawking a homemade porn.

its not like theres anything more important going on in the world, right?